im a sick sad fuck

reallymadscientist:

mallotovcocktail:

once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.

best prices in town. period.

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xxtrumanblackxx:

xxtrumanblackxx:


HELP


Reblogging myself bc just look at him
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pastel-cutie:

Daiso Japan Haul~! ♥

hazelnvt:

please love me as much as you love pizza.

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

image

inspirational

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bepeu:

reblog if youre just kidding

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drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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